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The Dickless Administration

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Ilona Saari
Oct 30, 2025
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As Donnie sinks further into delusion and dementia while Putin’s war in Ukraine is subtly and increasingly threatening NATO allies, Donnie decides to flash his dick at Venezuela, not Putin, by pulling our aircraft carrier from the waters near Croatia and sending it to the Mediterranean where it can bomb bigger Venezuelan boats and other targets that allegedly are smuggling drugs to America. Of course, no evidence has been presented to the American people, not even to his pets in Congress….though it has been mentioned by the real press that the boats obliterated so far would run out of gas before reaching our shores. Doesn’t matter, Donnie is now considering ordering boots on the ground to invade Venezuela without Congressional approval. He did say that he might tell Congress he’s doing that. So, there’s that.

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